How Are You Celebrating National Corn Dog Day?
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We're not having corn dogs.
But it does seem somehow apropos. The last year of his being has been documented in a series of carnival-of-life posts.
So if you'll indulge me, I'd like to honor Rufus by taking a look back. How are you celebrating National Corn Dog Day? I'm counting the many reasons why Rufus is a beloved character in my life...
The Introduction: Smarter Than He Looks![]() Rufus is a codename. The man behind the silly blogger is pretty smart - he knew to choose one that would suit the caricature he'd become. From his debut as a beloved character in my life, it's been clear: He's waaaaaaay smarter than he looks. |
![]() He chose Rufus because he knows me and all my dorky little habits. The fact that I cannot pass through a small town without picking up the local paper, for example, is such a nerd alert, I belong with a Rhymes-with-Doofus. But this little personal quirk sometimes brings great insights. Here's how Rufus inspired a revelation about the whole fledgling industry when I absolutely had to have a Beaver Press. |
Non-Spurious Cream and Other Job Hunt Essentials![]() And though he may make fun of my obsession with newspapers, he's been known to pick up a copy, himself. That's where he found this want ad for an exciting career opportunity. It inspired this ever-so helpful post about Non-Spurious Cream and Other Job Hunt Essentials. |
Confucius Rufus Say The Keys to Success![]() He's not merely smart. He's wise like Confucius. Seriously. Just look at what I found in the kitchen drawer — Confucius Rufus' Key to Success. |
One Small Misstep For Woman On One Grand Jete For Mankind![]() I do sometimes have to stop and wonder though: Is there a difference between "smart" and "know it all"? Because Rufus does seem to know all. I mean, come on — he's known all along that there's no such thing as magic boots. It's humbling. |
Who Wants To Know If They're a Cougar?![]() He might understand physics better than I do, but I still claim to have a better grasp on physique. This story is classic "He Said, She Said" on the topic of Cougars. For as long as the question in this most-read column goes unanswered, I'll continue believing I'm right. |
How to McGyver a Christmas Tree![]() Of course, if creativity is any indication of genius, then Rufus proves his smarts all the time. These are skills that can be transferred to year-round projects — Here's how Rufus demonstrates his ingenuity by teaching us how to McGyver a Christmas Tree. |
Please Don't Put JJelly In My Jjambbong, Bob![]() Of course, even smart guys get tripped up in situations with a language barrier. Not even the server in the Korean restaurant we visited could help free him of ignorance. I don't know how to tell you not to make the same mistake. I think you just have to specify that you don't want jjelly in your jjambbong, just in case. |
![]() I think it's obvious that he's smart. But what's more attractive is the fact that he's caring. He's determined and hard-working, as evidenced by his Mojave Crop. |
Happy Birthday Baby— Let spring and your new year begin! How ever the rest of you choose to celebrate — or not — Happy National Corn Dog Day to all of you.






















Oh please tell him happy birthday!
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He says happy corn dog day to you.
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Happy Birthday to Rufus!!
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He says happy birthday to YOU!
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