Wisdom of The Ham Sandwich Fixins
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I was at Subway, an old favorite restaurant I hadn't been to in awhile. That didn't matter — I knew exactly what to order. A six-inch ham on wheat with everything except oil and vinegar is what I have every time. It's decisive and efficient to have a ready-made plan for the person making your sandwich. Micro-managing its construction at the veggie station is annoying, at best.
It wasn't until I bit into my ever-predictable order that I stopped to ponder my fixin decisions. I put vinegar on almost everything. Why should my Subway sandwich be any different?
Let me try to help you understand this: If vinegar were a street drug, Rufus would have to gather my friends and family for an intervention. Since my addiction is perfectly legal, he accepts my weird obsession and gives me fancy bottles of it for Christmas.
It goes along with my thing for pickles, this love of vinegar variety. I just counted twelve bottles in the pantry, which is necessary, because I like to pair my salad dressings with other parts of the meal. I don't know a thing about wine, unless it's been uncorked long enough to become vinegar. But my palate can distinguish skunked champagne, sherry or pinot grigio like a master sommelier.
Why, then, would I ask my Subway sandwich artist to hold the vinegar?
Hmmm....
Because I've always ordered that way. I wasn't a vinegar junkie until long after I'd been introduced to Subway sandwiches. My order was just a habit that hadn't evolved with my tastes.
This made me wonder....
What other aspects of my life I was approaching with such tunnel vision? The answer hit me like a bottle of balsamic to the head. I'm managing my job search the same way. See, I've been on the same career track for almost as long as I've been eating Subway sandwiches, so it's really hard for me to embrace the idea of radical change. In my head, pursuing something different is like throwing years of hard work away.
But what the wisdom of the ham sandwich fixins taught me is that different is not necessarily unknown. There are things on the menu I love. I'm just overlooking them, because I put the same ingredients into the search engine every day. Who knew a ham sandwich could affect positive change. From now on, I'm mixing up my fixin order, on sandwiches and more importantly, in life.








Holy $5 Footlongs! That's one powerful a-ha moment courtesy of the Subway fixings station. I have to say I was immediately struck by your order sans vinegar. It just doesn't seem right. Maybe there's a character study to be done in relation to Subway sandwich orders (or pizza topping order, starbucks coffee orders, etc. What exactly does it say about a person if they only get tuna salad and black olives? Good luck on your new pickled career path. By the way, how many varieties of vinegared substances do you have in the fridge? Just curious!
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I like your idea -- I'm sure there's all kinds of stuff you can tell about a person by what they order. Perhaps there's a grant available for that kind of "research" ... otherwise, it might be just as much fun to guess.
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