Betsy Ross Missed Her Calling
The Revolutionary War was tough on the Ross family finances — the upholstery business wasn't exactly booming at the time. But it seems to me that if Betsy had started sewing patriotic costumes instead of worrying about tailoring George Washington's knickers for extra cash, she'd have made a mint.
I think it's absolutely glorious whenever I see someone shrouded in "Old Glory" or have it draped across their dog's butt. It reminds me to be a better person, you know? Genuine patriotism like that leaves no room for snarky commentary. The only appropriate reaction is to stand tall and salute.
Now, I know most of you already have your outfit picked out for tomorrow. Maybe you're going with the red and white striped t-shirt and sock combo with 50 stars bedazzled to your shorts. Perhaps you're planning something more understated, like alternating blue and red pompoms hanging off the bill of your hat. But some of you probably still need ideas. Don't worry — I've gathered a catalog of possibilities. No need to thank me for the inspiration. Really. Thank Betsy Ross for making the 5-pointed star so easy to recreate.
I think it's absolutely glorious whenever I see someone shrouded in "Old Glory" or have it draped across their dog's butt. It reminds me to be a better person, you know? Genuine patriotism like that leaves no room for snarky commentary. The only appropriate reaction is to stand tall and salute.
Now, I know most of you already have your outfit picked out for tomorrow. Maybe you're going with the red and white striped t-shirt and sock combo with 50 stars bedazzled to your shorts. Perhaps you're planning something more understated, like alternating blue and red pompoms hanging off the bill of your hat. But some of you probably still need ideas. Don't worry — I've gathered a catalog of possibilities. No need to thank me for the inspiration. Really. Thank Betsy Ross for making the 5-pointed star so easy to recreate.
 | MEN'S WEAR Nothing demonstrates how much God blesses America like patriotic western wear. Sheplers offers matching outfits for the wife and kids. Chewing gum not included. |
| WOMEN'S WEAR Ladies, you do not want to be unprepared when the inevitable 4th of July square dancing commences. This lovely number is available from Mondiki. Flag motif bloomers optional. |  |
 | PAGEANT WEAR Every Little Miss Firecracker needs a casual outfit and a frilly dress adorned with as many accessories as you can fit on her delicate little frame. There is no shortage of resources for all your pageant wear needs. This handcrafted show-stopper comes from Pageant Wear Designs by Melanie. |
| PET WEAR Please don't forget to dress your furry friends, especially if your companion is some kind of foreign breed like a chihuahua or a chow. The Pet Boutique offers a stunning collection of eye-catching ensembles and accessories for your favorite little Yankee Doodle Doggie. |  |
 | SLEEP WEAR He sees you when you're sleeping... He knows when you're awake. No, not Santa. Uncle Sam. He wants YOU to sleep dressed like David Lee Roth. This all-American after-hours ensemble is available from Classic Closeouts. |
Posted by TheWordWire at 7/3/2009 2:13 PM 
Categories: Timeshifted Perspective, Observing Holidays
Tags: Betsy Ross pageant wear dog bikini Old Glory 4th of July western wear
Categories: Timeshifted Perspective, Observing Holidays
Tags: Betsy Ross pageant wear dog bikini Old Glory 4th of July western wear
Why do you hate America?
Just so you know... Betsy Ross' original design was -not- inspired by a beach umbrella she spotted on the shores of the Delaware River.
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