CB Radio 2.0 -- A Plausible Announcement
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That's a big 10-4.
He made this observation on his Facebook status, which I co-opted to put in my blog. You may now post it on your MySpace, or social bookmark it for others to StumbleUpon. It's Citizens' Band radio 2.0.
I'd like to use today's CB 2.0 announcement to alert you to an event:
Breaker Breaker 1-9. This is Plausible Deniability lookin' for Bizarre Contradictions and Naive Stereotypes. Got your ears on good buddies? I got an eyeball on a website advertising a festival sure to blow your doors off. Saddle soap your leather pants and fluff up your candy-colored wigs if you're in the North Georgia area — this weekend is the Gay Cotton' Pickin' Fair. Yes, that's Gulf... Alpha... Yankee — The Gay Cotton' Pickin' Fair. You read me?
Point the convoy towards....
Wait... Negative copy. Come again?
Gay, Georgia. It's the Cotton Pickin' Fair hosted by the town of Gay, Georgia.
Oh.
Never mind, Pink Panthers.
Over and out.
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Hey I got some props!! Rock on, good friend. :-)
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You, my brilliant friend, are a great source of inspiration. Thank you!
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Hey, I'm free on Saturday. We should head to the fair. I checked out the line up, and I think it would not be an ethical problem to do an anthropological observation of small town Georgia. There are no belly flops in the mud contests...just crafts and dancing.
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If there are no mud belly flop contests, then I'm not interested.
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This gives new meaning to the expression "got a smokie on your tail." Thank you.
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According to the CB Radio Glossary, that's Smokey on your tail. You're very welcome.
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